I grew up with soldiers. I learned how to die a long time ago..
John Virtue (b.1947, UK)
John Virtue is an English artist who specialises in monochrome landscapes, trained at the Slade School of Fine Art. He moved to Green Haworth in 1971, painting landscapes for two years before abandoning painting in favour of pen and ink drawings comprising dense networks of lines akin to the work of Samuel Palmer. From 1978 he worked as a postman, giving this up in 1985 to work as a full-time artist.
Maintaining a studio in Exeter, he produced works around the Exe estuary, before being offered the post of Associate Artist at the National Gallery from 2003 to 2005. This scheme engages contemporary artists to produce work that “connects to the National Gallery Collection” and demonstrates “the continuing inspiration of the Old Master tradition”. He is honorary Professor of Fine Art at the University of Plymouth.
We’ll go down to the bar to meet everyone and they’d be like, “Right, we’re off” so we just have to go back up to our room for a sleepover. But that will change when I turn eighteen.
"I hate being looked at. Can’t stand it. I know, I know - I picked the wrong career. I should have been a doctor. If you play certain parts you have this nice face painted on you, and then you have feel as if you have a responsibility to this idea of being beautiful. I hate that about our business. There’s a perceived inverse relation between looks and talent. Look at Charlize Theron - she made herself ugly for ‘Monster’ and suddenly everyone said ‘she’s a genius.’ It shouldn’t be like that.”
You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.